{"id":730,"date":"2011-03-29T16:19:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T15:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=730"},"modified":"2011-03-31T00:49:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T23:49:09","slug":"od-rana-po-doktorech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Od r\u00e1na po doktorech"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hoch\u016f a to jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee dneska nebudu m\u00edt o \u010dem ps\u00e1t blog. Tak m\u00e1m. R\u00e1no v 5:30 jsem vyd\u011bsila F v koupeln\u011b, proto\u017ee on hrozn\u011b d\u011bsn\u011b miluje horory ale potom si ka\u017ed\u00fd r\u00e1no p\u0159edstavuje, \u017ee ty v\u011bci z t\u011bch horor\u016f \u010d\u00edhaj po byt\u011b a hlavn\u011b na chodb\u011b na schodech. Tak se chud\u00e1k m\u00e1lem sk\u00e1cel, jak se lek, odpoledne mi to oplatil, kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159es pra\u010dku nesly\u0161ela, \u017ee n\u011bkdo p\u0159i\u0161el dom\u016f a najednou F v kuchyni… ale co jsem \u0161la d\u011blat r\u00e1no do koupelny? Povedlo se to? Stalo se snad n\u011bco?<\/p>\n

Jo. B\u011bhem n\u011bkolika vte\u0159in jsem poznala z\u00e1n\u011bt mo\u010d\u00e1ku a kdy\u017e jsem byla na z\u00e1chod\u011b po dvac\u00e1t\u00fd a po\u0159\u00e1d to ne\u0161lo, jak to bolelo, jela jsem na svoji premi\u00e9rku na urologii. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b mi odebrali mo\u010d p\u0159\u00edmo z mo\u010d\u00e1ku! V\u0161echno lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e d\u0159\u00edvko do krku, tak\u017ee jsem neprotestovala. „Nejste t\u011bhotn\u00e1?“ „Ne?!“ „To v\u00edte jist\u011b?“ „Ne?!“ „Tak si sko\u010dte na gynekologii…“ Aha.<\/p>\n

„Na 90% nejste.“ A t\u011bch 10 se dozv\u00edm z\u00edtra ve 13 hodin, ale zas j\u00e1 si sem na 99,9% jist\u00e1, \u017ee nejsem, tak\u017ee nijak nepla\u0161\u00edm ani se neboj\u00edm a ani nejsem nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed. M\u00e1m pr\u00e1\u0161ky na z\u00e1n\u011bt mo\u010d\u00e1ku, bol\u00ed to jako prase a m\u00e1m giganticky P\u00cdT a P\u00cdT A P\u00cdT. Vodu.<\/p>\n

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\nPak jsem \u0161la v Kauflandu kolem TIPSPORTU n\u011bjak. Byste mi to nev\u011b\u0159ili, ale j\u00e1 jsem to u\u017e psychicky nevydr\u017eela a koupila jsem si RISTORANTE pizzu, proto\u017ee furt ta reklama na ni, \u017ee chutn\u00e1 jak v italsk\u00fd restauraci mi od dob, kdy j\u00edm trochu s\u00fdr, nedala sp\u00e1t. Byla docela mali\u010dkat\u00e1 a bylo p\u016fl \u010dtvrt\u00fd a tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jdu do n\u00ed, ve\u010der budu \u017er\u00e1t ledovej sal\u00e1t no. No dobr\u00e1 byla fakt. M\u011bla jsem tu SPECIALE a spokojenost. S\u00fdr moc cejtit nebyl, tak jsem byla \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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\nA TO JSEM V\u00c1M ZAPOMN\u011aLA NAPSAT JAKO, \u017ee jsem m\u00e1lem ani ne\u0161la na ples vlastn\u011b. Bezprost\u0159edn\u011b po t\u00e9to slune\u010dn\u00ed jarn\u00ed fotce, kde t\u00e1ta zamnou \u0161t\u00edpe pol\u00ednka jsem ulehla do postele s hore\u010dkou a nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zimnic\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b. Nasadila jsem mrakodrap pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f, um\u00edrala jsem. Ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no jsem b\u011b\u017eela vyzvracet bacil st\u0159evn\u00ed ch\u0159ipky a v p\u00e1tek r\u00e1no mi bylo tak v\u00fdte\u010dn\u011b, \u017ee si Andrej\u00edna<\/em> myslela, \u017ee jsem zfetovan\u00e1 <333<\/p>\n

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\nN\u00f3 a takhle n\u00e1m vzali s L\u016fcou ty kalhotky. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD\u00a0Jdu si lehnout s t\u00edm mo\u010d\u00e1kem a p\u00edt vi\u0161\u0148ovou Pod\u011bbradku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hoch\u016f a to jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee dneska nebudu m\u00edt o \u010dem ps\u00e1t blog. Tak m\u00e1m. R\u00e1no v 5:30…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}