{"id":741,"date":"2011-04-04T16:26:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T15:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=741"},"modified":"2011-04-04T16:31:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T15:31:21","slug":"prvni-dubnovy-vikend-straveny-v-praze-kde-probehla-i-matejska-a-pak-se-jelo-na-tattoo-jam-2011-do-strakonic-consuelle-a-taky-pringles-cheese-and-onion-ve-sleve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"Prvn\u00ed dubnov\u00fd v\u00edkend str\u00e1ven\u00fd v Praze, kde prob\u011bhla i Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 (!!!) a pak se jelo na Tattoo Jam 2011 do Strakonic + Consuelle a taky Pringles cheese and onion ve slev\u011b."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m toho stra\u0161n\u011b moc co napsat, a\u017e se mi skoro nechce to ps\u00e1t. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b bych jela do prdele a ne do Prahy a Strakonic, ale d\u00edky <em>Lucii <\/em>a free vstupenk\u00e1m jsem ject mohla a taky d\u00edky <em>F<\/em>, kter\u00fdmu m\u011b bylo l\u00edto u\u017e.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-743\" title=\"Interbeauty Prague 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><strong><br \/>\nINTERBEAUTY PRAGUE 2011<\/strong> bylo velk\u00fdm zklam\u00e1n\u00edm. \u010cekaly jsme vzore\u010dky v\u00fdrobk\u016f a spoustu v\u011bc\u00ed na vyzkou\u0161en\u00ed. Prodlu\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159as t\u0159eba mnohem levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e byla nab\u00eddka a n\u00e1st\u0159ik samoopalovac\u00edho kr\u00e9mu na t\u011blo co vydr\u017e\u00ed 10 dn\u00ed za 280 korun taky nic moc. \u010clov\u011bk by musel m\u00edt hodn\u011b pen\u011bz s sebou i tak, ale kdy\u017e se sejde nezam\u011bstnan\u00fd + student, tak moc nepo\u0159\u00edd\u00ed. Ale p\u0159esto jsem sehnala absolutn\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc na sv\u011bt\u011b a to olej\u00ed\u010dek na k\u016f\u017ei okolo neht\u016f, co pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 moje nehta\u0159ka a je tak nejlep\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee nev\u00edm co napsat u\u017e k n\u011bmu. K\u016f\u017ee se zat\u00e1hne b\u011bhem jednoho dne, nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bjc von\u00ed a dala jsem za n\u011bj <em>\u0161edes\u00e1t<\/em> korun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-745\" title=\"Interbeauty Prague 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nJako\u017eto dv\u011bma sock\u00e1m se n\u00e1m nejv\u00edc l\u00edbil st\u00e1nek s pro\u0161lou kosmetikou za p\u00e1r korun. Ulovily jsme st\u00edny \u00fapln\u011b nejhez\u010d\u00ed barvy. Vid\u011bla jsem <em>Alici Bendovou<\/em> live a dv\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd fe\u0161nblogerky, ale nev\u00edm kdo to byl, ale ur\u010dit\u011b jsem je n\u011bkdy n\u011bkde vid\u011bla na fe\u0161nblogu, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m z\u00e1\u017eitek na celej \u017eivot \u00fapln\u011b!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-746\" title=\"Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 pou\u0165 Praha V\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nJe\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee to bylo v\u0161echno spojen\u00fd na V\u00fdstavi\u0161ti. Proto\u017ee jme odtamtud utekly a \u0161ly na Mat\u011bjskou pou\u0165, na kterou jsem ukec\u00e1vala u\u017e snad v\u0161echny a b\u00e1la jsem se, \u017ee se na ni letos nedostanu. Kdyby nebylo t\u00fdhle akce, tak bych se ani nedostala.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-747\" title=\"Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 pou\u0165 Praha V\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNejd\u0159\u00edv jsme \u0161ly do stra\u0161ideln\u00fdho domu jedna a ten byl ultratrapnej no. Byla p\u0159ed n\u00edm hnusn\u00e1 o\u0161kliv\u00e1 opice co se h\u00fdbala v kleci a j\u00e1 jsem se b\u00e1la, \u017ee kdy\u017e se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm, tak ud\u011bl\u00e1 n\u011bco nav\u00edc, ne\u017e byl jej\u00ed standard. Potom jsme \u0161ly do stra\u0161ideln\u00fdho domu \u010d\u00edslo dva, m\u011bl star\u0161\u00ed voz\u00ed\u010dky, ale byl o hodn\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed. Proto\u017ee jsme byly na\u0161tvan\u00fd z jedni\u010dky, ihned u vchodu jsme \u0159ekly p\u00e1noj, co prod\u00e1val l\u00edstky, jestli tam nem\u00e1 n\u00e1hodou n\u011bjakou podpultovku. Jako\u017ee se chceme fakt b\u00e1t a v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee tam pust\u00ed t\u0159eba n\u011bjakou skrytou mrtvolu, kter\u00e1 tam norm\u00e1ln\u011b nen\u00ed kv\u016fli d\u011btem to dopadlo takhle p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b viz. video XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p class=\"object\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/28If7FC51wA?hl=cs&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/28If7FC51wA?hl=cs&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>A pak jsme jen kochaly ostatn\u00edma atrakcema. A na nic jsme u\u017e ne\u0161ly, ale bylo \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd teplo a v\u00e1l takovej speci\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00e1nek, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk ani nemusel na nic j\u00edt, aby se cejtil \u0161\u0165astn\u011b a vesele a hlavn\u011b daleko od v\u0161ech t\u011bch chud\u00e1k\u016f znud\u011bn\u00fdch vlastn\u00edmi \u017eivoty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-748\" title=\"Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 pou\u0165 Praha V\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend5.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-749\" title=\"Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 pou\u0165 Praha V\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend6.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend6-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-750\" title=\"Mat\u011bjsk\u00e1 pou\u0165 Praha V\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend7.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend7-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPak jsme si vzaly t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd ta\u0161ky a migrovaly jsme mezi Fl\u00f3rou a And\u011blem, kde jsem si dala stra\u0161nou hromadu \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch nudl\u00ed s masem a zeleninou, kterou jsem si myslela, \u017ee nesn\u00edm, ale sn\u011bdla jsem bohu\u017eel. N\u011bjak postr\u00e1d\u00e1m fotografii, no kde jsou ty \u010dasy, kdy jsem si evidovala i vypit\u00e9 \u010daje ve fotografi\u00edch?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-751\" title=\"And\u011bl - Park - Nov\u00fd Sm\u00edchov\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend8.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend8-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPo vydatn\u00fdch nudl\u00edch jsme si ud\u011blaly v\u00fd\u0161lap do parku na And\u011blu, kter\u00fd mi drze p\u0159ipomn\u011bl krabic\u00e1ky, Ivu, Anche a Irenku a V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho Slov\u00e1ka Toma, ani\u017e bych cht\u011bla prost\u011b. Z\u00edraly jsme na m\u011bsto a p\u0159emej\u0161lely, co je jedna budova a byly jsme \u00fapln\u011b trapn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-752\" title=\"Tesco\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend9.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend9-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNakonec jsme si sko\u010dily pro sn\u00eddani do Tesca a vyrazily na \u0161alinu, kter\u00e1 jela do bytu, kde jsme p\u0159espaly. D\u011bkuju holk\u00e1m na p<em>lurku<\/em> za informace z DPP, proto\u017ee bych to jinak musela slo\u017eit\u011b hledat sama a ujela by n\u00e1m prvn\u00ed. Na <em>Malostranskym n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed<\/em> jsme sko\u010dily do <em>Starbucksu<\/em> kde jsem \u010dekala na <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.american-tragedy.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marilyn<\/a><\/strong> a na <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/belladonnalily.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marietku<\/a><\/strong> (XDDDDDDDDD) a mezit\u00edm co jsem na n\u011b marn\u011b \u010dekala jsme si prohl\u00ed\u017eely jarn\u00ed kolekci hrn\u00ed\u010dk\u016f a j\u00e1 jsem se zamilovala a nekoupila jsem si ho&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-753\" title=\"TATTOO JAM 2011 - STRAKONICE - Kulturn\u00ed D\u016fm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend10.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend10-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDruhej den jsme u\u017e \u0159\u00e1dily na TJ. J\u00e1 jsem domluvila kv\u011btnov\u00e9 setk\u00e1n\u00ed s m\u00fdm obl\u00edbencem<em> Zmetkem<\/em> z <em>Planet Tattoo<\/em> a pak jsme pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u011b chodily po kultur\u00e1ku a koukaly co kdo komu tetuje, jak to pokra\u010duje a chodily jsme ven na kofolu. Najednou v d\u00e1lce zpozoruji <a href=\"http:\/\/consuellecrystal.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">zn\u00e1mou tv\u00e1\u0159<\/a>, poznala jsem ji snad na 50 metr\u016f v br\u00fdl\u00edch! My jsme u\u017e m\u011bly za chv\u00edli odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt a tak jsme se vid\u011bly asi tak 15 minut, stihla jsem j\u00ed uk\u00e1zat <em>\u0148\u016f\u0148u<\/em> a ud\u011blaly jsme si fotku + fotku na\u0161ich hodinek XDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-754\" title=\"TATTOO JAM 2011 - STRAKONICE - Kulturn\u00ed D\u016fm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend11.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend11-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOkousala jsem kel\u00edmek, <em>Lucie<\/em> m\u011b nutila kou\u0159it jej\u00ed jahodov\u00fd cigarety, kter\u00fd \u00fapln\u011b \u00fa\u017easn\u011b von\u011bj a asi za\u010dnu teda kou\u0159it jsem se rozhodla. Ty kruhy pod o\u010dima = <em>Lucie<\/em> koukala do noci na televizi a j\u00e1 nesp\u00edm prost\u011b, dokud to nen\u00ed vypnut\u00fd, ale necht\u011bla jsem j\u00ed kazit radost a taky jsem necht\u011bla b\u00fdt jak jedna jej\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00e1 a cht\u011bla jsem, aby m\u011b m\u011bla r\u00e1da XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-755\" title=\"P\u00edsek - Tesco\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend12.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/l_vikend12-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nProb\u011bhl je\u0161t\u011b v\u00fdlet do P\u00edsku, kde V\u00e1m Lucie nato\u010dila \u00fapln\u011b spont\u00e1nn\u00ed video, kde m\u011b jako\u017ee fotila v aut\u011b, j\u00e1 jsem j\u00ed d\u011blala unaven\u00fd smutn\u00fd p\u00f3zy a najednou \u0159ekla prvn\u00ed v\u011btu, kterou usly\u0161\u00edte ve videu a u\u017e to jelo&#8230; :) Se omlouv\u00e1m, ale jsem posledn\u00ed p\u016flrok u\u0165\u00e1pl\u00e1, boj\u00edm se lid\u00ed a boj\u00edm se v\u0161eho. Sama bych ani nedok\u00e1zala nato\u010dit videoblog u\u017e, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m aspo\u0148 toto, snad v\u00e1m tento kr\u00e1tk\u00fd report ud\u011bl\u00e1 radost :)<\/p>\n<p class=\"object\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/b0G64HEToCM?fs=1&amp;hl=cs_CZ\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/b0G64HEToCM?fs=1&amp;hl=cs_CZ\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m toho stra\u0161n\u011b moc co napsat, a\u017e se mi skoro nechce to ps\u00e1t. 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