{"id":880,"date":"2011-04-25T10:30:24","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T09:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=880"},"modified":"2011-04-25T10:36:41","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T09:36:41","slug":"cervena-repa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=880","title":{"rendered":"\u010cerven\u00e1 \u0159epa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Velikonoce <strong>ignoruju<\/strong> u\u017e p\u00e1r let. Za prv\u00e9 na n\u011b m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b stra\u0161nou vzpom\u00ednku z d\u011btstv\u00ed a za druh\u00fd tady se prost\u011b neslav\u011bj prav\u00fd Velikonoce. Chod\u00ed tady banda o\u017eral\u00fdch debil\u016f, kter\u00fdm jde jenom o chlast a pak se v\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b vyblijou u plotu. Kdyby se tady slavily ty prav\u00fd, tak miler\u00e1da nabarv\u00edm vaj\u00ed\u010dka, vyzdob\u00edm byt a p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1m n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy i bych zapomn\u011bla na stra\u0161nou vzpom\u00ednku mo\u017en\u00e1. Ale tohle ne, sorry.<\/p>\n<p>Dne\u0161kem jsem zapo\u010dala ps\u00e1t si <em>t\u00fddenn\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dek<\/em>, nebudu to publikovat denn\u011b, ale d\u00e1m na konci t\u00fddne asi ve form\u00e1tu <em>xls<\/em> a tak si to m\u016f\u017ee prohl\u00eddnout jenom ten, kdo m\u00e1 z\u00e1jem :) Za\u010dala jsem si ho ps\u00e1t, proto\u017ee jak u\u017e jsem psala do minul\u00fdch koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f, zm\u011bnilo se mi BMR d\u00edky aktivit\u011b a budouc\u00ed v\u00fdpo\u010dty budou prosp\u011bchem v\u0161emu prost\u011b. Dneska jsem m\u011bla ject na kol\u00e1ch na v\u00fdlet, norm\u00e1ln\u011b si to teda zapisuju jako VELO, ale n\u011bkdo by t\u0159eba nev\u011bd\u011bl, haha :) A docela m\u011b \u0161tve, \u017ee jsem nejela. Jen\u017ee jsem \u00fapln\u011b cel\u00e1 rozbit\u00e1. M\u00e1m 3 ob\u0159\u00ed mod\u0159iny a nara\u017een\u00fd dv\u011b \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla docela drsn\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem. V\u010dera ve\u010der jsem nemohla ani chodit a proto\u017ee jsem celou <em>p\u00e1rty od \u0161esti do \u0161esti<\/em> pro\u0161majdala v lodi\u010dk\u00e1ch na jehl\u00e1ch, m\u00e1m na dvou prstech mega puch\u00fd\u0159e &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Rozbila jsem si dvakr\u00e1t tot\u00e1ln\u011b hubu (proto ty mod\u0159iny a nara\u017eeniny) a moc nech\u00e1pu, jak jsem mohla takhle spadnout. Nestihla jsem d\u00e1t ani ruce p\u0159ed sebe, tak\u017ee prost\u011b si p\u0159edstavte m\u00e1 zran\u011bn\u00ed. No a taky dneska bude pr\u0161et za chv\u00edli a j\u00e1 bych ur\u010dit\u011b nastydla a pak bych nemohla nic d\u011blat. To nejsou v\u00fdmluvy jako v\u00fdmluvy, j\u00e1 bych jela moc r\u00e1da, te\u010fka nebudu m\u00edt na pond\u011bl\u00ed v tabulce ujet\u00e9 \u010di ub\u011bhnut\u00e9 kilometry a budu z toho hrozn\u011b smutn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-884\" title=\"Lambrusco na h\u0159i\u0161ti\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>Tak\u017ee dobr\u00e1 rada zn\u00ed: Nepijte ob\u0159\u00ed Lambrusco od \u0161eti ve\u010der, ned\u00e1vejte si pak na n\u011bj je\u0161t\u011b <em>5825325054<\/em> piv a ned\u011blejte to cel\u00fd v lodi\u010dk\u00e1ch. Pak budete schopn\u00fd ject za dvy na kola&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-886\" title=\"L &amp; L\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-887\" title=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_4_2011_shipky3-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>No a krom\u011b toho v\u0161eho mus\u00edm zakomponovat do j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dku <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cervena-repa.cz\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u010dervenou \u0159epu<\/a><\/strong>. <a href=\"http:\/\/cervena-repa.cz\/recepty-s-cervenou-repou\/\" target=\"_blank\">Recepty<\/a>. Letos bude p\u00e1len\u00ed \u010darod\u011bjnic poprv\u00e9 na louce v Buk\u00e1ch a ne na h\u0159i\u0161ti. Je to \u00fapln\u011b divn\u00fd, nezvykl\u00fd prost\u011b. Blbne mi <em>wordpress<\/em> hajzl. A nev\u00edm, co si m\u00e1m ud\u011blat k ob\u011bdu, nem\u00e1m v\u016fbec na nic chu\u0165.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mimochodem:<\/strong> hrozn\u011b bych cht\u011bla odkazy na n\u011bjak\u00e9 blogy sle\u010den, co shazuj\u00ed p\u0159ebyte\u010dn\u00e1 kila a fot\u00ed se u toho. Kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 <em>before and after<\/em> a nebo prost\u011b co u\u017e shodily a jejich rozd\u00edly. Nev\u00edte n\u011bkdo o n\u011bjak\u00fdch? :) M\u00e1m ulo\u017een\u00fd asi 4 zahrani\u010dn\u00ed, ale nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd \u010desk\u00fd t\u0159eba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Velikonoce ignoruju u\u017e p\u00e1r let. Za prv\u00e9 na n\u011b m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b stra\u0161nou vzpom\u00ednku z d\u011btstv\u00ed a za druh\u00fd tady&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":890,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}