{"id":961,"date":"2011-05-07T18:38:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=961"},"modified":"2011-05-07T18:38:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:38:54","slug":"albert-v-kuchyni-a-nejhezci-barevny-dort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=961","title":{"rendered":"Albert v kuchyni a nejhez\u010d\u00ed barevn\u00fd dort <3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lilyslim.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/swlf.lilyslim.com\/1rhYp2.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"LilySlim Weight loss tickers\" width=\"400\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee bych \u010dasem cht\u011bla \u00fapln\u011b zp\u00e1tky na 53, kdy\u017e jsem tak mal\u00e1. Ale bohu\u017eel, jestli jsem dodnes n\u011bco shodila (j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, nev\u00e1\u017e\u00edm se a ani nebudu, a\u017e za m\u011bs\u00edc t\u0159eba) tak jsem to tenhle t\u00fdden le\u017een\u00ed zase nabrala. A jedla jsem hovadsky chleba a rohl\u00edky a tak &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Hrozn\u011b moc chci na kolo a ven, ale za\u010dala jsem m\u00edt \u0161\u00edlenej ka\u0161el a bol\u00ed m\u011b v krku, \u010d\u00edm jsem si to jako zaslou\u017eila, hm. Ka\u0161lu \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b, nonstop a nejde to nijak zastavit. V\u010dera jsem si koupila sirup proti ka\u0161li a dneska u\u017e tam skoro nem\u00e1m XDDDDDDD. P\u0159ed\u00e1vkov\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1 podle let\u00e1\u010dku proj\u00edmavej \u00fa\u010dinek a j\u00e1 se tady divim, pro\u010d furt chod\u00edm sr\u00e1t vi\u010f.<\/p>\n<p>Jinak nic se ned\u011bje, kdy\u017e jsem le\u017eela. V\u010dera jsem byla akor\u00e1t na n\u00e1kupu j\u00eddla a dneska se pod\u00edvat na softballe a potom baseballe. Va\u0159ila jsem nejlep\u0161\u00ed maso dneska, vep\u0159ov\u00fd, co\u017e zrovna nejv\u00edc nejlep\u0161\u00ed na dietu nen\u00ed vi\u010f, ale bylo libov\u00fd a ud\u011blala jsem ho tak bo\u017esky, \u017ee se \u00fapln\u011b rozpadalo, kdy\u017e se kr\u00e1jelo, co\u017e miluju &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>Dostalo se mi do rukou ALBERT V KUCHYNI, co\u017e je magaz\u00edn zdarma od Alberta. Hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku je losos a brambory, u\u017e to m\u011b zaujalo a tak jsem si to schovala na pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobu. Potom jsem zalistovala d\u00e1l a uvid\u011bla nejmilej\u0161\u00ed a nejhez\u010d\u00ed t\u0159\u00edbarevnej dort na sv\u011bt\u011b :) Cht\u011bla bych ho up\u00edct, ale m\u016fj posledn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edpatrovej barevnej dort byl nakonec malej hn\u011bdej dort\u00edk, \u017ee :)<\/p>\n<p>V pond\u011bl\u00ed se m\u00e1m hl\u00e1sit na pracovn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b, jak jsem na tom s hled\u00e1n\u00edm pr\u00e1ce a ve st\u0159edu bych m\u011bla m\u00edt \u0161kolen\u00ed s viz\u00e1\u017eistkou, jak vypadat na pracovn\u00edm pohovoru (J\u00c1 XDDDDD) no a tak tam jdu, dostanu stravenku a kdy\u017e m\u011b ta baba nasere, tak vyt\u00e1hnu ta\u0161ti\u010dku a h\u0159eben a vysv\u011btl\u00edm j\u00ed to j\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-965\" title=\"Zelenina na p\u00e1nvi, kousek vep\u0159ov\u00e9ho masa :)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-966\" title=\"Sm\u00edch\u00e1no s r\u00fd\u017e\u00ed\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-967\" title=\"V\u011bt\u0161inou vep\u0159ov\u00e9 narychlo na p\u00e1nvi nic moc, je tvrd\u00e9. Vep\u0159ov\u00e9 je dobr\u00e9 dusit.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_obed_a_vecere2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-968\" title=\"CARO a Ham\u00e1nek :)))\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_caro_a_hamanek.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_caro_a_hamanek.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/06_05_2011_caro_a_hamanek-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-969\" title=\"A dne\u0161n\u00ed ob\u011bd, nejlep\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b. Vep\u0159ov\u00fd se \u00fapln\u011b rozpadalo, kdy\u017e se kr\u00e1jelo a bylo jemn\u00fd &lt;333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-970\" title=\"Vep\u0159ov\u00e9 maso, m\u011bkk\u00e9, rozpadaj\u00edc\u00ed se, nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Recept dod\u00e1m do recept\u016f. Ur\u010dit\u011b HLAVN\u011a pot\u011b\u0161\u00edte chlapy :)))\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-971\" title=\"Na vidi\u010dce :P\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/07_05_2011_obed3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>Pro dne\u0161ek v\u0161echno. Poprv\u00e9 uvid\u00edm<em> SEX VE M\u011aST\u011a<\/em>. Seri\u00e1l jsem nikdy nevid\u011bla. Vlastn\u011b jsem nevid\u011bla nikdy \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd seri\u00e1l, takhle, na co dneska lidi koukaj\u00ed. Nenapadlo by m\u011b si to st\u00e1hnout a pustit XDDDD. Ale cht\u011bla bych m\u00edt vlastn\u00ed po\u0159ad o va\u0159en\u00ed, nechcete n\u011bkdo napsat do televize, aby m\u011b vzali? XDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee bych \u010dasem cht\u011bla \u00fapln\u011b zp\u00e1tky na 53, kdy\u017e jsem tak mal\u00e1. Ale bohu\u017eel, jestli jsem&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":973,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions\/973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}